Choddy Criteria

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8 Criteria of a Choddy

Simple Background

Whether it's solid white, solid black or somewhat blurred; it's purposely irrelevant.

Unified Narrative

Spokespeople finish each other's sentences... literally.

Repetition

You. You. You know what we're talking about.

Eye Contact

Speakers stare directly through the camera and into the depths of your soul.

Waist-Up Framing

Nothing below the belt, just like a boxing match.

Diversity

Genders, races and cultures as diverse as an NYC subway.

Persuasive Statistics

99.9% of agencies have created a Choddy.

Whoopi Goldberg

The number of Choddies containing Whoopi is surpassed only by the number of dreads on her head.