Choddy 101

8 Criteria of a Choddy
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Simple BackgroundWhether it's solid white, solid black or somewhat blurred; it's purposely irrelevant. |
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Unified NarrativeSpokespeople finish each other's sentences... literally. |
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RepetitionYou. You. You know what we're talking about. |
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Eye ContactSpeakers stare directly through the camera and into the depths of your soul. |
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Waist-Up FramingNothing below the belt, just like a boxing match. |
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DiversityGenders, races and cultures as diverse as an NYC subway. |
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Persuasive Statistics99.9% of agencies have created a Choddy. |
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Whoopi GoldbergThe number of Choddies containing Whoopi is surpassed only by the number of dreads on her head. |
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